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Milkshakes & Mops

Today, I learned that milkshake machines are pretty much the devil (my favorite Star Wars t-shirt agrees) and mopping with a Swiffer is a pain in the ass. Let me explain.

My day began with driving my husband to work. He bribed me with donuts and coffee at our favorite donut shop – Mighty-O. If you live in the Seattle area and you love donuts, you have to check this place out. All of their donuts are vegan (but you wouldn’t know it by taste – they are amazing) and they hand make the chocolate sauce that they use for their mochas (and chocolate donuts) – also vegan.

After coffee and dropping my husband off at work, I drove over to my very first cleaning job – procured thanks to the job platform TaskRabbit (I’ll blog more about this later). My first client was at work when I arrived. He had planned on letting me in through a lockbox but unfortunately, it was removed by management. He fought with them for awhile to try to get them to let me into the building. After 45 minutes of waiting, a kind tenant let me into the building. It was at this moment that I learned that the elevators were out, so I had to carry my cleaning supplies up 4 flights.

One of my tasks was to wash and dry all of the towels and linens. After collecting everything and throwing them into a heap onto the floor, I realized that there was no money to do the laundry. I contacted the client and he told me to just do them next time – so I hung all of the towels back up and put all of the linens back on the bed. I was thankful for not having to the laundry today, though – it turns out the laundry is in the basement of the building – 5 flights back down and no elevator! I did my cleaning and my mopping – by the way, Swiffer wet mops are a pain because they get dirty and dry out so quickly! I am officially recommending a steam mop like the one I use at home. It is efficient and is a no-waste product – you can wash the mopheads over and over!

After my cleaning job, I went home and showered – all of that sweat and stinky cleaning smells needed to be removed ASAP. After walking the dog, I went to the local burger joint for a bit of register training. Most of it was typical customer service (I’ve got that in spades) and some new knowledge of operating the registers. I wasn’t, however, prepared for the evil that is milkshake machines. Operating them takes a certain finesse that my new boss says, “takes about 100 milkshakes” before you get it down. I’m looking forward to that day because until then, my t-shirts will be exposed to milkshake shrapnel over and over again.

After getting home, I discovered that I received a $5.10 tip from this morning’s cleaning job! AWESOME!

And that concludes my first day. I have more work planned this week and this weekend I will be in Portland visiting family. Stay tuned for more adventures, helpful tips, and wardrobe casualties.